We Think Maybe the Abominable Snow-woman Isn't Getting What She Needs At Home...


Just in time for Valentine's Day, the Projo reports that a "ten-foot phallic snow sculpture" in South Kingstown has been getting some of the neighbors hot and bothered. The police came multiple times – though we think they might have been faking those last couple – to the home off Middlebridge Road where the sculpture was erected, but decided that they weren't at liberty to touch the owner's private... property. Though the person responsible claims the sculpture will last for days, we think that just leaving it exposed like that will lead to softening and significant shrinkage. Anway, here's a photo... you know you want to look:


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  • arandaclarke

    Not Pulitizer Prize winning material, but this is the best piece of writing I have read in a long time!!!

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